The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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