I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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