what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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