Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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