My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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