I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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