BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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