I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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