I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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