you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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