Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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