So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can Purell be used as lube?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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