I just made out with a guy for $7.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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