I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
someone owes me an orgasm
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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