hell yes lets make some ravioli
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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