I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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