My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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