My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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