woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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