Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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