they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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