is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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