Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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