I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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