i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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