But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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