And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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