just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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