Fine. I'll sleep in my office
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
