i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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