It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
