I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
