pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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