just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We are all done wearing pants today
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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