Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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