The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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