Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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