OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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