When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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