oh god the rape fog is back!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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