Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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