I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
