I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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