I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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