Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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