Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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