He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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