i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my sisters under your porch take her home
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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