yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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