You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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