FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
