Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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